| Article: | John Rosemond: Parents, please take a stand on Miley’s missteps Scene: The 2008 RALPH Awards, held at a highly secret location somewhere in the Northern Hemisphere. On stage, at the brightly-lit podium, bathed in a glow befitting of their celebrity, stand two nameless extras from “Alvin and the Chipmunks.’’ After the applause dies down, one hands the other an envelope ... (ripping sound) ... she smiles, leans into the microphone and says, “For parental inattention beyond mind-boggling with a 15-year-old, Rosemond’s Awfully Ludicrous Parenting Honor goes to ... yes! ... LETICIA and BILLY RAY CYRUS!’’ |