A La Crosse man was cited for disorderly conduct on Christmas Eve after a neighbor witnessed him dancing naked in his window.
A resident told police he was leaving the building at 1900 S. Seventh St. about 11:30 a.m. with his sons, ages 3 and 6, when he saw his naked neighbor open the curtains and knock on the window to get the attention of his girlfriend, who was on her way out of the building, according to police reports.
Police contacted the 34-year-old man, who said he’d had six drinks. He had another in his hand and was drinking from it while talking with the officer.
Asked if he knew why the officer was there, he said, “No, not really.” He was cited for non-criminal disorderly conduct.