Outback Steakhouse has its "Bloomin' Onion. The White House has its "Bloomin' Idiot."
Congressional Republicans who defy anatomical correctness, contorting themselves into grotesque shapes to excuse President Donald Trump's asinine behavior, make jellyfish look like vertebrates.
Former Secretary of State Rex Tillerson was being generous when he called Trump a moron.
Those Republican stooges who enable this clown show to continue need to get a brain scan before it's too late.
Bill McKewin, Black River Falls